From Paris to Springfield

I ate my red crayon.

The Simpsons Movie opened in Paris on Wednesday; it opened yesterday in the States. (Because France is cooler than America! Haw-haw!) Although I haven't seen the film yet, I did go to the Simpsons website to have my portrait made with all the gang down at Moe's. That's me — or rather, that's I — second from the left, between Barney Gumble and Homer. My chin looks a little weak in this picture, but maybe it's just the bad lighting. Reminds me of Tree's bar in New York.

I have been assured that my godchildren will approve of this picture.