Très Laur’ & Flanigan: From Our Furniture Catalogue

Dinner is served! Every meal is fit for a queen
with these handsome dining chairs.
(Side chairs shipped separately.)

Here at Très Laur’ & Flanigan, we believe in home furnishings that make a dramatic statement — just like the thrilling characters portrayed by a certain American soprano! Now, from the pages of our catalogue directly to you, we bring you home décor that liberates your full self-expression! That’s what makes us Très Laur’ & Flanigan.

DINING ROOMS WITH A DIFFERENCE

This matching dining table cuts straight to the heart of any meal.
(Remember, you can’t hold a séance until somebody dies!)


WHY JUST A LIVING ROOM,
WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A SALON?

The perfect living room suite!
For intimate evenings with a few hundred friends.

The ideal spot for sitting alone
and plotting the brutal destruction of your enemies!
(Or relatives… or total strangers. It’s up to you.)
From our signature Regina Collection


STORAGE SOLUTIONS

Storage is a problem in most people’s homes — but not in yours, once you get your hands on this tasteful, discreet locker!
Perfect for storing jewels, gowns, armor, dead bodies, and other bric-à-brac that just won’t fit anywhere else.


BEDROOM COLLECTIONS

Good Night Moon — Now Go the F**k to Sleep!
Our stunning children’s bedroom suite virtually guarantees that Junior will be too terrified to get up in the night.

For the guestroom, our handcrafted sleep furniture is a must…

… But for the lady of the household, this stylish bedroom suite
is the perfect choice.
Annunciatory Alarm Clock (lower right corner) sold separately.


DINNERWARE WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE

Your cup will run over … with something … when you raise a toast with these charming goblets from our signature Banquo Collection.

Silverware they won’t forget!
By Lady M. of Cawdor
(Forks and spoons out of stock at this time.)

Come fill the cup … with something …

And of course it’s no good if you can’t see what you’re eating!


BATH & BEYOND

They don’t make ’em like they used to! Our traditional bathroom décor is built to last.

Sink into our exquisite bathtub designs, and you may never want to get out — or be able to!


AN INSPIRATION OF NOTE

It’s a goofy post, I know, but the names are so similar, and it would be kinda fun if the great Lauren Flanigan sold home furnishings, wouldn’t it? And wouldn’t it be even more fun if we could aspire to the dramatic style Flanigan displays onstage? This singing actress’ neutral gear delivers an intensity few other sopranos get anywhere near — and then, of course, she cranks it even higher, making the most of an astonishing repertoire.

And no wonder I’m excited: Lauren Flanigan will be singing Monday night with Glen Roven at Urban Stages, and I hope to see you there, too.

Lauren Flanigan appears in I Hate Music: The Songs of Glen Roven as part of the “Winter Rhythms” series — which also includes the great Janice Hall in a brand-new show, I’d Rather Be Doing This, on Tuesday, 6 December at 7PM. I’ll be at that one, too.

For information on and tickets to both shows, click here.

Urban Stages
259 West 30th Street
New York, NY 10001