13 July 2009

Questions for Sotomayor

As a service to my readers, I spent much of last week in Washington, DC, asking leading Senators what questions they plan to ask Sonia Sotomayor, President Obama’s nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a wise Latina woman?

Please describe for the committee your legal philosophy with regard to fluffy, adorable kittens with big, sad eyes.

Will you take this opportunity to swear to the committee to stop legislating from the bench in an activist fashion designed to undermine democracy and to destroy all civilization as we know it?

What is your recipe for empanadas?

Why do you hate white people so much?

If you had one prayer for America, what would it be?

Why are you so divisive?

Does this dress make my ass look fat?

At long last, have you no sense of decency?

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