Miranda (far right) and company.
New York’s theater world has been in a tizzy since Lin-Manuel Miranda, the creator and star of the hit musical Hamilton, revealed that he’d asked stage management not to let a celebrity come backstage after a recent performance. She’d been texting throughout the second act, he said. While many have speculated that the celebrity in question was the pop star Madonna, there’s been no official confirmation — but many of the text messages have now become public, and we present them here.
Hamilton. He’s the guy on the money, right? I heart money.
He’s Latin. Did not know that about him.
OMG this totally hot guy from Grindr is sitting in the balcony
Remember to schedule cleansing after the show
I don’t care what people say my new album is great
Sure, THESE dancers don’t make the star trip and fall. Need new dancers
Fresh blood keeps the act fresh. Also nutritious and good for complexion
Unidentified celebrities must express themselves.
They totally copied those dresses from Vogue at MTV awards. Call attorney tomorrow a.m.
Thought Andrew Jackson was in this. He has a nice butt
Call my personal asst ask her what money Jackson is on
I know she is sitting right next to me fuck U call her NOW
This explains why Jackson butt twice as good as Hamilton butt
So dark in here I can’t see Grindr guy. Frownie face. Ask them to turn up the lights.
Personally I don’t see what all the fuss is about 50 Shades.
They should have asked me to direct
Lets go to Pyramid later
Is Pyramid still open. Probably not. This city has changed so much. Fuck Giuliani
Jesus they let people bring drinks into theater now. No class
Fuck Giuliani
I heart Broadway. Why my name never comes up when people talk about Gypsy revivals?
Hot guy from Grindr def not using current pic. #chelseainches
Why is that woman staring at me she looks really mad
Dim ur own screen U slut
Fuck U, I’m a bitch & I get exactly what I want
What time is it I have places to be
Going backstage, try to steal some of these dancers
I swear, I smell hydrangeas in here. Call an usher. This must stop
Hamilton. He’s the guy on the money, right? I heart money.
He’s Latin. Did not know that about him.
OMG this totally hot guy from Grindr is sitting in the balcony
Remember to schedule cleansing after the show
I don’t care what people say my new album is great
Sure, THESE dancers don’t make the star trip and fall. Need new dancers
Fresh blood keeps the act fresh. Also nutritious and good for complexion
Unidentified celebrities must express themselves.
They totally copied those dresses from Vogue at MTV awards. Call attorney tomorrow a.m.
Thought Andrew Jackson was in this. He has a nice butt
Call my personal asst ask her what money Jackson is on
I know she is sitting right next to me fuck U call her NOW
This explains why Jackson butt twice as good as Hamilton butt
So dark in here I can’t see Grindr guy. Frownie face. Ask them to turn up the lights.
Personally I don’t see what all the fuss is about 50 Shades.
They should have asked me to direct
Lets go to Pyramid later
Is Pyramid still open. Probably not. This city has changed so much. Fuck Giuliani
Jesus they let people bring drinks into theater now. No class
Fuck Giuliani
I heart Broadway. Why my name never comes up when people talk about Gypsy revivals?
Hot guy from Grindr def not using current pic. #chelseainches
Why is that woman staring at me she looks really mad
Dim ur own screen U slut
Fuck U, I’m a bitch & I get exactly what I want
What time is it I have places to be
Going backstage, try to steal some of these dancers
I swear, I smell hydrangeas in here. Call an usher. This must stop
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Hysterical, you made my day 😀
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