09 April 2009

Bush Endorses Obama Weapons Proposal

DALLAS, TX -- Former U.S. President George W. Bush today made the surprise announcement that he fully endorses President Barack Obama’s proposal to eliminate nuclear weapons, “so long as America's precious nucular weapon stockpiles are maintained and kept at the ready to protect the American people from evil.”

Admitting that he’d only heard about President Obama’s proposal via television reports, the former President continued, “What are ‘new, clear arms,’ anyhow? Some kind of Plexiglas stick that you bop people with, or something? I don't see what good that would do anybody. Let's illuminate ’em – just get rid of ’em.”

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